KELLY SLATER HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. NOW WHAT?

Kelly Slater lost his Round Two heat this morning, in crap waves, against an unknown Portugeuse journeyman, in front of a few dozen spectators. It was a graceless end to . . . what? Slater's 2013 title run, for sure. His career as a full-time ASP competitor? Probably. Slater will no doubt surf at an incredible level right into his handsome dotage, but let me give voice to the cliche that is rattli...

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