STEPH, CAMS, RUBBER, SLATER: THANK YOU!

The pilgrims didn’t celebrate America’s first Thanksgiving. That’s grade-school hoodoo. Maybe they had a little get-together some frosty early 17th Century November to give thanks to the locals for helping whitey not starve to death. But that ain’t Thanksgiving. Not by a mile. Thanksgiving is long boring drives, awkward family conversation, maddening last minute trips…