DEREK HYND: THE SHARPEST WIT, THE CLEANEST FEET

Derek Hynd’s eccentricities are legion. It’s practically been a second career for him, a lifelong performance art piece, the crafting of offbeat words and actions that, intentionally or not, have landed Derek his own little beachfront pied-à-terre in a neighborhood whose better-known residents include John Waters, Howard Hughes, and Bjork. Derek going to a costume…