Darren Aronofsky is the only guy I’d trust to direct a Hollywood version of the Buzzy Trent story. The elevator pitch: Noah meets Ride the Wild Surf meets The Wrestler. Mark Wahlberg as Trent. That’d be my first choice, anyway. In the movie, as in life, Trent will hold court with funny, long-winded stories and lots of arm-sweeping gestures, and he…