GOODBYE THIRD REEF PIPE. FUNNY THING IS, KIEREN WOULD HAVE GONE

I whinged on Twitter, as any right-thinking WCT surf fan would, about Kieren Perrow calling off the Pipe Masters on Saturday, thus depriving spectators of what would have been a fine afternoon of high-stakes showdown surfing. The following day I asked if anybody had yet seen video from Saturday afternoon's session. Links were forwarded. Clips were downloaded. PiL's "Order of Death" sprang from the...