CONFESSIONS OF A SURFER MAG “HOT 100” BACKLISTER

For all I know, selection criteria for SURFER Magazine’s 1982 Hot 100 was an amalgam of surf talent, completed junior college units, and rote memorization of NBA stats, in which case, by God, I was in the Hot 10 of the Hot 100. But if we’re going on surf talent alone? Ah well. Not so hot. Mark me down as south…