SURF BUNNY, GET THEE BEHIND ME!

I posted the “surf bunny” page last Friday, then tied myself in knots over the weekend with what you’re about to read. First off . . . I’m the killjoy who kept SURFER from doing bikini issues in the mid- and late ’80s. Surfing launched their “Swimsuit Preview” in ’83 (biting Sports Illustrated), tickled the downy-haired groins of their young readership, and never…