PRO TOUR ’76: COME FOR THE SURFING, STAY FOR THE COMEDY!

Come for the surfing. Stay for the comedy. Three out of four times, when I dial up the latest WSL webcast and begin loping off irreplaceable half-hour chunks of my life for the privilege of watching two surfers float on their boards artfully ignoring each other while two more surfers sit in a booth and warp my laptop speakers with torrents of fetid brospeak, I’m…