FREDDY P. JUST MIC DROPPED HIS WAY TO GREATNESS

Kelly Slater was down on the rocks at Lowers this morning, photo-bombing Fred Patacchia’s big moment as the Hawaiian tagged out with a perfect 10 during his Round One heat in the Hurley Pro. I watched and wondered—was Slater maybe just a tiny bit jealous? Was there whispered voice, somewhere in the back of that flawless chestnut-brown dome (Kelly’s, not Freddy’s),…