“Surf Chimp” was the insider’s nickname for Jeff Hakman, and the man was so easygoing he probably laughed right along. But “Surf Muscle” is the tag that stuck. Of course it did. Run your cursor over 00:37 and 1:18, above, then stack-rank Hakman, Michel┬áBourez, and Channing Tatum, for shredded male hotness. (Spoiler alert: Tatum wins,…

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