Hey All, We're eight days into the 2024 EOS Fundraiser, and I am always raccoon-eyed and fretful and espresso-drenched at this point, and this year is no exception. We've done okay so far. Middling-good. If I'd followed through on my first bad idea of the morning and downloaded a cartoon clip-art thermometer in order to show where the fundraiser is right now, the red line would be maybe two-third...
Hey All, Master shaper and surf-world gentleman Tom Parrish, as mentioned a few weeks back, believes that all of us—EOS devotees included—will be healthier, happier, and more evolved when we quit paying attention to surfing contests and spend that time instead on virtually any other surf-related topic. He's not wrong. Except for this—contests are really sticky. Contests have the hooks. Not all ...
Hey All, Peter Drouyn has many pages in Encyclopedia of Surfing. His place in surfing is credited, accounted for, saluted. So the plan was to let Drouyn be, EOS-wise. My take is that for four decades now, more or less, Drouyn has been travelling on rough mental health terrain—to which his splashy gender transition in 2008 was all but incidental—and the fact that we are periodically invited by Pet...
Hey All, Phyllis O'Donell, who won her final in the 1964 World Championships at Manly Beach about 45 minutes before Midget Farrelly won his, and thus became our sport's first world champion, died this week at age 87. She was private and level-headed, intense but funny, upbeat by nature. Zero pretense. Sure-footed in every sense of the word. O'Donell loved getting in the water, and for 15 or so ye...
Hey All, I have pulled a few historiographical boners in my day, more than a few, but the results by and large have been humbling instead of mortifying. I wrote that former Top 16 pro Wes Laine was from West Virginia, for example, instead of Virginia Beach, which mistake-wise is a long way from signing off on a King James Bible run with “Thou shall commit adultery” jumping off the page like Magic...
Hey All, Last week's Joint on the UAE and Kelly's wavepool and surfing's ongoing move toward a chlorinated, less-democratic, rich-guys-ride-first future, was a surprise hit. My inbox lit up and wow you bunch are just as pessimistic as me, and that feels . . . great? Comforting, is the better word. We are going down, but we're going down together, and righteously, and if there was thread of sadnes...
Hey All, It took years, nearly a decade in fact, but I finally cycled through all the stages of grief regarding Kelly Slater's Westworld-lite wavepool—only to end up, surprisingly, more or less back where I started. Nonplussed. Cool. Maybe a bit arch. I could ignore Surf Ranch or laugh at it, whichever suited. Not laugh hahaha, like Raglan Surf Report, but I can eye-roll Surf Ranch and judge it d...
Hey All, David Nuuhiwa's rank and standing as a benchmark surfer for the ages needs adjusting on both ends of his career. As a longboarder, peaking in 1966, he was even better than we remember—and there's not much room to move there, he's already rightfully thought of as among two or three best performance surfers of the pre-shortboard age. But still, yes, nudge him even further up. The long beau...
Hey All, As full and rich and abounding as my three-score and four years have been, I am still looking at some real gaps here on the life-experience resume, and the biggest gap of all might be that I've never visited Great Britain. This isn't a fluke, exactly. In my hardcore wave-chasing past, the UK never made the cut as a destination. The pull was always west by southwest: Hawaii, Australia, In...
Hey All, Big thanks to New Jersey surfer-historian Mike May who led me down this week's Edwardian Age rabbit hole, which ended up being way more twisty-turny than I bargained for. Short version: that grinning black-lipped tux-wearing Bela Lugosi-looking ukulele player you see above is Alvin D. Keech, and it looks like he is your new Father of East Coast surfing. We mostly all thought that Duke Ka...