KILL BEAR, FUCK KAHUNA, MARRY CHANDLER: A BRIEF ILLUSTRATED HISTORY OF THE HOLLYWOOD SURF GURU

The Hollywood surf movie starter pack begins with waves, obviously—preferably big waves. Add a young surfer on the cusp of a life-altering experience in those waves, a love interest, a bad guy (or at least a bad influence), and plenty of out-of-tune surf dialogue. Last but not least, you need the guru—someone to direct our…